Yo! Ask me a thing or two! I'm waitin' over here! I can't draw for crap, bros, so don't expect any arts. I do queue my posts, so it might take some time before ya see your question turn up. I take questions about me, my life, my family, the 'verse I live in, Awesome Equestria, an' anything else ya bother ta ask me about. Get ta askin', bros!
askdmitry asked: I’m Bored
Well, that’s not a question. But I have a few things that might help this!
First of all, my private select of Tumblr. tumblr.com/liked/by/motherfukinluna
Second of all, this list of links of interest: PMFL’s LINKSTORM
And third, former Vice President Al Gore.
HOLY CRAP GORBACHEV BONUS:
colorshydarandom asked: I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE, I WILL EAT YOU.
I’ll be honest. At first I was all like
Then, I was all like
But now I’m all like
Thank you for asking, though!
joustdelance asked: H-how does one acquire "awesome"?
Well, it’s a combination of several factors. Everypony is born with an amount of natural awesomeness that varies from pony to pony. Now, over one’s lifetime, that level can and does change, both due to changes in actual relative awesomeness and due to interference with the multiverse’s awesome background radiation.
One can alter their amount of relative awesomeness over the course of their life, usually involving general, long-term, lifestyle changes, such as a cool hobby or habit. Shorter, one-off actions can change one’s awesomeness level as well, but for a much shorter period of time.
For example, saying a witty one-liner while facing away from an explosion would result in a brief spike in one’s awesomeness. However, developing a quick wit and deploying it in dramatic situations often would result in a smaller, yet still notable, constant increase in one’s personal awesomeness.
thunder-streak asked: you are awesome. how did you get so?
I would say that I was born with a large amount of natural awesomeness, like a largely untapped awesomeness deposit, that was only focused and refined, like some kind of really cool laser or the processing of ore into usable metal, by my time spent on the tough streets of Boston.
Laser:
james-hairspray asked: "How does your swag match up to the Blueblood of your world?"
It would appear that this question requires me to make up some kind of scale on which to rate swag. I will be using myself as the baseline, because I’m making the system, dangit. I am the baseline, equal to an amount of swag equal to one MFL of swag. This is devoid of any modifiers, including cool shades or motorbikes. Therefore, most things will be measured in microMFLs (μMFLs), or millionths of a MFL. For example, this image is about two to four μMFLs:
And this is between ten and twenty μMFLs: 
As for your question, the Awesome Equestrian Blueblood is similar to yours, except he’s got all these absurd nanotech enhancements; he’s practically more machine than pony. And, while there’s a certain amount of swag inherent in being some kind of cyborg, he’s also really annoying. You have no idea. He makes me want to rethink my open door policy to anypony who might want to walk in. He mostly whines to Tia though, and I’m fine with that. That forklift of hers is pretty good at keeping him in check. Therefore, I would give him about ten μMFLs of swag.
lightning-crash asked: So what's Awesome Equestria like? No idea if this has been asked before, but I figured I'd learn me some knowledge from you.
Well, I suppose the best way to start is that it’s a lot like yours. Except ours is considerably more awesome, as you could probably guess. First of all, we never had any of your frilly ‘maaaagic’. We do, however, have nanobots. Nanobots everywhere. They’re in the air, the water supply, and in everypony.
Which brings me to my next point. We, too, have unicorns, pegusai, and Earth ponies. However, it’s not a natural happening like you have. Through some mechanism, probably genetic in nature, the nanobots affect Awesome Equestrians in differing ways. Earth ponies get their bones strengthened and muscles tightened, and tend towards physical labor. The pegusai (pegasuses? Wingy ponies.) get their bones made lighter and their body leaner, and soon get a pair of nanojet wings grafted onto their backs and the limited ability to solidify clouds. Finally, the unicorns are those who show unusual providence in manipulating the nanobots that infuse the world, and gain a radio frequency transmitting horn to exert control over the nanobots in the world and perform feats of “magic”.
The world itself is made up of a series of floating cities, hovering between a shimmering rainbow sea of electricity, the main source of power in Awesome Equestria, and the vast world of spa(aaaaa)ce.
asksidus asked: Who is the last pony you had to beat up? :3
Hm… that would be Samuel Mileston Joseph P. Sighfrdbsdli. Basically, he decided that he didn’t like the way I was wearing my hat, so he was all like AH DONT’ LIKE YER HAT. AGSSGLAJ LGVH ALDSF.
Long story short, I beat the art right out of him. This is how he looks now:
thouarti asked: I heard you fuck shit up, how so?
Well, sometimes I shoot it with my sawed off
, sometimes I shoot some lasers at it.
, and sometimes I just use my magic to turn the desired shit to be fucked up inside-out. Thanks for your question!
joustdelance asked: Why'd you start following me, and how'd you get dog tags?
Probably because you started following me, and I followed you back. As for your second question, I stole them off some wiry dude while I was banished to Boston. Also where I got this neat hat.
